Okay, so I'm not a gay male, but this is the semeuke test or w'ever.
1. Do you enjoy licking things?
[x]Whatever's in front of me. *licks lips*
[ ]What the hell's wrong with you?
[ ]No, not really.
[ ]Only if I'm forced to.
[x]Do you want me to?
[ ]Ask me again and I'll kick your ass.
..... Those two mixed made me
2. Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?
[x]Every week, I just bought this new shade of pink today!
[ ]You hate my hair, don't you?
[ ]*death glare*
[ ]No, but I'd like to try it.
[ ]Not for myself, but I would for my partner.
[ ]Only when I'm putting it in someone's shampoo bottle when they're not looking.
[ ]It's not really my thing.
I need to redye my hair. It really has faded to pink again.
3. Have you ever tied someone up?
[x]Can't you hear the begging from the other room?
[ ]No, but will you tie me up?
[ ]*freaks out* Are you going to tie me up?
[x]Bondage... mmm.... *licks lips*
[ ]*hides rope-burned wrists*
[ ]I'm always the one who's getting tortured. *sobs*
[ ]If my partner wants me to.
[x]Sometimes if I see my partner sleeping, the temptation is too great to pass up.
Heheheh. That was a fun time. No clothes were removed, before anyone accuses me of anything.
4. Have you ever been tied up?
[ ]It's just one of the many tortures I have to endure.
[x]Wanna die?
[ ]*hides rope-burned wrists*
[ ]It's the punishment I deserve.
[ ]My partner's too nice to do those things.
[x]Bondage... mmm... *licks lips*
[x]Some have tried, none have lived. *evil smirk*
[x]I might let someone tie me up, as long as it got me what I wanted.
I'm great at escaping.
5. What kind of shoes do you wear?
[x]Steel-toed black boots
[ ]Canvas sneakers
[x]I go barefoot
[ ]Tennis shoes
[ ]Dress shoes
[ ]Hip designer shoes
[ ]Boots with long laces so I have something to tie my uke up with
BAREFOOT! Oh but I do love my boots.
6. Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?
[ ]*laughing my ass off*
[ ]Not if I'm going to get punished for it. *grins slyly*
[ ]I'm not going to hurt them. It's for their own good anyway.
[ ]I'm always being taken advantage of. *eyes well up with tears*
[x]Of course. I'd do my best to make it up to them.
[ ]I hope I've never done such a thing. *blinks and looks around*
[ ]Shit happens.
Erm. Depends by what it means by take advantage of. I wouldn't blackmail someone into kissing me, but catching someone on the rebound's fair game.
7. Your weapon of choice?
[x]My body.
[ ]Gun.
[x]Coy seduction. *grins*
[x]Whip, chains... do I have to choose just one?
[ ]That badass sword from the video game I played last week! So cool! *swings imaginary sword and does fighting pose*
[ ]My ability to see all possibilities and use them to my advantage.
[ ]Rainbow Power! *pose*
[ ]My charming smile.
[ ]The shards of glass that pierce my soul are all I have left.
Everyone knows I'm a sexy bitch. ;3
8. Do you have any piercings?
[ ]Yes, and each one represents the pain and suffering I deserve.
[ ]*lifts up shirt to show off bellybutton piercing*
[ ]I only inflict pain on others.
[ ]It looks like it would hurt! *squirms*
[ ]No, but *gets hot thinking about my partner's piercings*
[x]*grins and sticks out tongue*
[ ]*death glare*
[ ]*unclips fake ear piercing* Umm...
Technically, I have my nose and ears pierced, not my belly or tongue. But I love my piercings, and might get more later.
9. Alcohol?
[ ]A means to get what I want.
[ ]My partner's so cute when s/he's drunk. *grins*
[x]Are you sure I should drink this?
[ ]Yes, I'm drunk right now, thank you.
[ ]Wanna make a bet?
[ ]Here, drink this.
[ ]Well, I've never tried it...
[ ]Anything to dull my emotional suffering.
I hate alcohol. So damn bitter most of the time, and beer tastes like soap!
10. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
[ ]Classic sports car
[ ]Motorcycle
[ ]VW Beetle with peace sign airbrushing on the hood. You can't miss me! *thumbs up*
[ ]Bicycle, which I use to run over innocent bystanders.
[x]I'm not allowed to drive. *looks down submissively*
[ ]Red scooter
[ ]Whatever I can steal. *sly look*
[ ]I take the bus.
Yeah, yeah, workin' on my license. Then I can drive my sister's Audi A6.
..... Which is still in need of some repairs because she was not told it was damaged when she bought it.
11. How do you eat your ice cream?
[ ]Off my partner. *grins thinking about it*
[x]Um... in a cone?
[ ]I. Don't. Eat. Ice cream.
[x]Let it melt and slowly lick it as it drips down the cone.
[x]Ooh, I like strawberry ice cream!
[ ]Mingled with the salty taste of my own tears.
[ ]I prefer blood.
[ ]Sharing a cone with my partner.
IcecreamicecreamicecreamICECREAM! *nom*
12. What gift would you give your partner?
[x]Myself.
[ ]A piercing. *evil grin*
[ ]Their well-deserved punishment.
[x]A candle-lit dinner.
[x]Candy or a plushie.
[ ]My soul for them to do as they please with.
[x]Did I forget someone's birthday? *panics*
[ ]Edible body paint
Technically I should already be theirs, but I like making people plushies and sweets.
13. What's your ideal pet?
[x]A kitten, or anything cute.
[ ]My partner.
[ ]Something that obeys my every command.
[ ]Something that looks good in pink.
[ ]What do you mean? I am the pet.
[ ]Pets? I don't have time for that shit.
[x]A German Shepherd, or something else big and badass
[x]Um, a turtle, or maybe a dog, or ferrets are cool too...
I like animals in general. As long as it doesn't bite me and doesn't shit on the floor, it's cool. I really want a pet rat.
14. How do you order at a restaurant?
[x]Introduce myself to the server and ask what they would recommend.
[x]Tell them what I want.
[ ]My partner orders for me.
[ ]Spend twenty minutes changing my mind and generally screwing with the server's head.
[ ]Screw the food, give me the alcohol.
[ ]Order for me and my partner - no matter how expensive, whatever my partner wants.
[ ]I'm rarely allowed out of the bedroom.
[ ]Whatever the person next to me is having that looks good.
Usually just the second. My parents generally discourage talking to strangers.
15. The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?
[ ]Huh? It was the wrong food? I never noticed.
[ ]I'm used to disappointments. I'll eat it anyway.
[ ]Get drunk while waiting for them to bring my right order.
[ ]Call the server a freaking idiot, and then get drunk waiting for them to bring my right order, while my partner laughs their ass off.
[ ]Eat my partner's food.
[x]Grin and talk my way into two free meals.
[ ]Smile and politely explain while planning the server's bloody demise.
[ ]I didn't notice because I was too busy gazing into my partner's eyes.
I'm vegetarian, Dad's vegan. IN TEXAS. This happens all the fuckin' time. Sadly, I am not nearly suave enough to wrangle free food outta it.
16. You catch someone checking out your partner. You:
[ ]Grin because I was waiting for the chance to kill someone today.
[x]Feel lucky that I have such an attractive partner.
[ ]Kick their ass.
[ ]Smile, introduce yourself, and then slip out back to set their car on fire.
[ ]Slip something into their drink.
[ ]Throw yourself at your partner's feet sobbing, "I'll never be good enough for you, will I?"
[ ]Think about what I'm going to eat for dinner.
[ ]Stroll over smirking and confront them by saying, "Back off bitches, this one belongs to me."
There's no "cling" option. I would most definitely cling in this case. Then again, I'm pretty cuddly anyway.
17. Your dream occupation:
[ ]Hired killer.
[ ]Pole dancer.
[ ]Stalker.
[ ]Something thrilling and maybe not quite legal.
[ ]It'd be fun to be in a band! *peace sign*
[ ]Fashion designer.
[x]Any job that doesn't take up too much time so that I can spend time with my partner.
[ ]Slave.
[ ]Private detective.
[x]Working in a candy store.
..... I should not work in a candy store. I like sweets too much.
18. What's your favorite accessory?
[ ]My partner.
[ ]My leash and collar.
[ ]My weapon.
[ ]Anything from Sexy Dynamite London brand.
[ ]The many scars of my torturous existance.
[ ]My cat ears and tail.
[ ]This cool hat I bought last week! *runs to go get it and show it off*
[ ]Rope. Or handcuffs. Or maybe my whip. Whatever suits my mood today.
[x]Jewelry that my partner gave me.
[ ]This cool boar tooth necklace that I won in a poker game.
I do have cat ears n tail, but that's for halloween, not everyday. xD
19. What costume would you wear to a masquerade?
[x]I'd be a cat. I already have the furry kitty ears!
[ ]A sexy goth vampire. So I can lead my partner out into the dark alley and seduce them.
[ ]Masquerade? Fuck that shit.
[ ]Masquerade? So many victims, so little time.
[ ]Can I bring more than one costume? *gets evil ideas*
[ ]Just another means of public humiliation...
[ ]A stripper. If the party gets a little too dull, and for bonus attention, I can always take something off. *winks*
[ ]Cosplay rocks! *runs off to research which anime character I'm going to be*
[ ]Something freaky that would scare the crap out of people.
[ ]A human sacrifice.
[ ]A Renaissance costume, or something classy, that perhaps matches my partner's costume.
Meow! But really, gimme some hair dye and a bit of makeup, I can be good.
20. What kind of music do you listen to?
[ ]Anything with lots of moans and screaming that reflects my inner turmoil.
[x]Rock.
[ ]Anything that annoys my partner and gets me punished.
[ ]Whatever my partner's listening to.
[x]Pop! Light and happy music. ^^
[ ]Anything that goes along with my partner's moans and screams.
[ ]Something refined and romantic.
[x]Something sexy I can dance to.
As long as it sounds good. Lately I'm into German electro-pop.
21. Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?
[ ]Huh? You mean like bunk beds?
[ ]Are you trying to be a wiseass?
[ ]Bottom, unless I catch my partner sleeping. *twirls rope behind back*
[ ]*blinks with wide eyes and turns red*
[ ]*laughing my ass off*
[ ]Whatever makes my partner comfortable.
[ ]Wanna make a bet and find out? *winks*
[ ]Anything's possible with a little convincing or manipulation.
[x]You're trying to mock me, aren't you? *dark glare*
I gots no one to share my bed with at the moment. I guess bottom, since my bed's the bottom bunk.
My Results: You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment